The rabbit king, King Ukidolurble the Pragmatic was pausing to consider that there may be some practicality to looking both ways before hopping across roads when there was a crisis being reported by his minions.
Off he dashed, to respond to this crisis. When he arrived, he was appalled that there were drunk bunnies everywhere, showing off their private parts and generally being too relaxed when danger was everywhere, even when there was no danger anywhere. He demanded that the drunk bunnies be escorted to the sobriety area where they would be safe. He also ordered an investigation into how this happened.
About 5 minutes later, the investigation team came back half drunk. The king was furious and shocked. The investigation team was able to semi-coherently explain that the incident arose when they found some fermenting grapes and the bunnies all ate them. The king demanded that he be taken to this field of "fermenting" grapes (he had never heard of such a thing and thought it was just whippersnapper talk).
They arrived at this patch and he noticed there was an enormous bottle of wine that was on the ground and had remnants of the wine left in it. The king was old enough to know that this was the oldest trick in the book by the jerk off neighboring bunch of rabbits so they could score some easy bunnies, so he set off to the neighboring bunch and punched them all in the nose. The girls were never drunk again.
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